She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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