we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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