The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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