awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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