i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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