Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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