Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Randomize
