I CAN MOONWALK!
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Randomize
