why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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