I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
i think i scared a bird with my dick
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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