I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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