Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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