I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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