READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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