he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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