her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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