so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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