All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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