she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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