Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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