i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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