right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
There was a lot of him and a little penis
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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