HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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