No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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