This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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