1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
