You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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