Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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