i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Randomize
