You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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