butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Boobs are out for the taking
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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