doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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