don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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