Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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