beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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