I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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