Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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