Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
You may now shotgun with the bride
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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