he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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