She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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