I got chris browned last night
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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