ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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