At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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