Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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