I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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