what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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