Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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