Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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