Are we in a gay sports bar?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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