Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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